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The Witzelsucht Memorandum
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Witzelsucht (vit'sel-zookt) [Ger.]  a mental condition characteristic of frontal lobe lesions and marked by the making of
poor jokes and puns and the telling of pointless stories, at which the patient himself is intensely amused.
--Dorland's
Medical Dictionary
New!  The Emperor Has No Prose  - Wit Memo reviews Atlas Shrugged, the book
If you've read "Atlas Shrugged," then you know that the writing is atrocious ... and you know that
this is a fact not subject to debate. Only Ayn Rand could bring Wit Memo out of retirement.


Wit Memo classics:  

Grab your gin & whip up an
ice-cold Wit-tini -the official Wit Memo cocktail!

Why The Simpsons Must Die - Wit Memo called it first!

Hot Jewish Sex - The Jewish singles scene in Washington, DC - from classic zine Plotz

What happened at the Fall Greek Festival wasn't Wit Memo's fault!

How Wit Memo
captured Eric Rudolph:   It's all in a day's work as ultimate everyman Wit Memo brings in
the Olympic Park bomber.

Wit Memo
won the culture war -  When late right-wing Demigod Paul Weyrich conceded defeat in the
culture war, Wit Memo acccepted his surrender.  
Timeless . . . guffaws guaranteed! -Wit Memo

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