ISSUE 40 -- WIT MEMO finally speaks out on the war against a cruel foe who has Washington in a tizzy, and says it's time to do whatever it takes to stop him once and for all! . . . Plus, the annual WIT MEMO CHERRY BLOSSOM FESTIVAL!
ISSUE 38 WHY did JERRY FALWELL get more HEAT for calling TELETUBBY TINKY-WINKY GAY than for saying last month that the ANTICHRIST is JEWISH? . . . WHITE HOUSE kegger crashed . . . and more.
ISSUE 37 CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS tripps
pal . . . DR. JEKYLL and
MR. HYDE . . . Peckergate . . . One-Sentence Movie Reviews . . . LIZ in the Headlines . . . and more!!
ISSUE 36 WIT MEMO's questions for the impeachment managers & POTUS' lawyers . . . Comedians rejoice (Dan Quayle) . . . Quotes from the Floor . . . B-1 Bob does WIT MEMO . . . Ken Starr NAILING Jodie Foster?!?! I don't think so!!
ISSUE 35 The SICK LEAVE Issue . . . House Impeachment Managers . . . Pounding and Coming? . . . HENRY HYDE'S Battle of the Third Graders . . . One-Sentence Movie Reviews . . . WIT MEMO in National Journal HOTLINE! . . . Awe of Nature .
ISSUE 34 First o' '99! . . . Call your Senator, we want MONICA and LINDA now!!! . . . WIT MEMO takes on GLAMOUR -and- a KODAK moment we could do without (or, keep your hands off my lobster!) . . . Doomsday Cult arrests . . . F. LEE BAILEY's take on fellatio?!? We hope not!
ISSUE 33 '98 JUST ABOUT OVER . . . PECKERGATE: we can't give it a rest! . . . Operation ROMMEL . . . WIT MEMO at the movies/PSYCHO & Godzilla news.
ISSUE 31 The ORIGINAL Politics-Pro Wrestling Connection!!
ISSUE 30 : POST-THANKSGIVING . . . Holiday greeting . . . KEN STARR'S LYIN' ASS!! . . . Mid-Autumn Idyll: WIT MEMO tears up the FALL GREEK FESTIVAL!! . . . WIT MEMO Pop Quiz!!
ISSUE 29 : EARLY NOVEMBER . . . the untold story of JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA'S wrestling past . . . That darn "WEB" will KILL US ALL!! . . . WIT MEMO meets COMBUSTIBLE EDISON!!
ISSUE 28 : OCTOBER: WIT MEMO off to AMSTERDAM!! . . . KEN STARR'S connection to SCTV!! . . . WIT MEMO dissects LIZ PHAIR!! . . . WIT MEMO POETRY CORNER . . . the VATICAN EMBASSY SIGN GUY.
ISSUE 27 : DREGS O' SEPTEMBER: More Wienergate . . . Bob Barr, Janet Reno, Bill Bennet . . . Join the MIDDLE AGED BACHELOR SCOUTMASTERS!! . . . WIT MEMO looks at the JEWISH HIGH HOLY DAYS!! . . . a preview of the WIT MEMO Fashion Issue!
ISSUE 26 : Mid-September '98: More Peckergate, give us sex, sex, and MORE sex! . . . STARR REPORT quotes WIT MEMO! . . . MARION BARRY FOR MAYOR! . . . we take on Dance-House wonders FAT BOY SLIM . . . motorcycle tour of the Blue Ridge.
ISSUE 25: End O'August . . . the PREZ's televised confession, ANNOTATED! . . . A WIT MEMO/TRADER VIC'S ole-time BARBECUE!! . . . Why is GEORGE BUSH getting better treatment than RONALD REAGAN?
ISSUE 24 August '98: The ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY ISSUE! . . . WIT MEMO history, hits, and misses! . . . A THANKS TO ALL OUR SPONSORS!
ISSUE 23 WIT MEMO gets physical with LINDA TRIPP . . . PAT ROBERTSON punished by God for shabby treatment of Jews . . . the TYSON'S CORNER COUGAR . . . Scientists discover THE DOGOSAURUS.
ISSUE 22 First half o'June '98 . . . WIT MEMO drops the dime on GODZILLA like no one else!! . . . WIT MEMO goes on the road to ATLANTA . . . ALEXANDER CALDER!
ISSUE 21 WIT MEMO goes on tour to NY with a COOL ROCK BAND and BREAKS UP THE BAND !!
ISSUE 20 April '98: WIT MEMO tears up the CHERRY BLOSSOM festival and the STARBUCKS reopening . . . HISTORIC APOLOGY for KILLING CHRIST . . . WIT MEMO on GREASMAN . . . mourning the FIRST LADY OF COUNTRY MUSIC